Andy Cooper-Leary would happily be put in a headlock by Michelle Obama. #barearms
How hung over were you on November 9th?
I planned to be blissfully drunk on the night of November 8th. Unfortunately, the returns from Michigan and Pennsylvania made me switch from IPA to seltzer. Therefore, on the 9th I awoke both sober and gassy. Both of which describe our neon, non-drinking Hot Wind Bag-in Chief.
Pussy bow or bare arms?
Not only do I prefer bare arms, but I would happily be placed in a headlock and given noogies by Michelle Obama.
If DT wrote a play for CP, what would it be called?
The only title he would authorize...
"Trump the Play"
... I write the best plays. I mean their amazing. People will love it because... you know... people love me. We have to perform it at an airplane hangar.,.because Broadway theaters are too small and off-Broadway? Never off Broadway. Off-Broadway is for losers who... I think..I mean... can't be on Broadway. We'll perform at an airplane hangar near my club in Bedminster. Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. GREAT ACTORS! THE BEST! The crowds will be so big... because people... you know.. LOVE TRUMP! Hillary never wrote a play by the way. Why doesn't anyone in the FAKE NEWS MEDIA write about that? SAD.
Fight back in 140 characters or less...If you knew DT would see your tweet.
I do not like your neon hair. I get annoyed when you preach hot air. I'm nauseated by your enormous rump! I do not like you Donald Trump!
Any bit of real news that you're still hoping is fake?
The end of the 1986 World Series still haunts me.
Beyoncé or Michelle 2020?
Why not both? (I'm probably revealing too much)
Don't miss cherry picking alum, Andy Cooper-Leary, and his play Fertile Requiem at Wild Project, August 29th!