Erica Reynolds Hager has 3 words for Trump: "I. Can't. Even."

How hung over were you on November 9th?

I was hoarse- not hung over. I spent the whole night slowly, breathlessly whispering "Oh my god, he won."

Pussy bow or bare arms?

 Bare arms.

If DT wrote a play for CP, what would it be called?

Nobody is as Great as Me. Sad.

And CP wouldn't put it on thank god.

Fight back in 140 characters or less...If you knew DT would see your tweet.

I can't even. That's my answer and could be my tweet.

Any bit of real news that you're still hoping is fake?

That he gets away with this stuff day after day after day....

Beyoncé or Michelle 2020?

Michelle. Hell ya.


Don't miss Erica onstage at CP on August 28th! We. can't. even. begin to tell you how fabulous she is.

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