Kevin Jones to the Donald: "May the only thing you pass be a kidney stone."
How hung over were you on November 9th?
I actually got sick before I started drinking so I had to endure it sober while on the BRAT diet.
Pussy bow or bare arms?
We don’t lift those weights to hide our guns - Bare arms, out loud and proud. Blam!
If DT wrote a play for CP, what would it be called?
"The Great Putinder” or “Putin On The Ritz” (These are, admittedly, too smart for Donny to have come up with. They are his ghost writer’s first choices.)
Fight back in 140 characters or less...If you knew DT would see your tweet.
May the only thing you pass in the next 3 years be a kidney stone.
Any bit of real news that you're still hoping is fake?
Ann Coulter got her $30 back from Delta.
Beyoncé or Michelle 2020?
No, Beyonce and Michelle in 2020!
Don't miss CP allstar, Kevin Jones, onstage at "Hive Mind," August 28th and 29th at Wild Project.